As subtle as a chainsaw

Ambiguously referencing your anatomy has been a part of the music biz for decades, but in the past few months the trend has reached all new heights......or should that read; all new lows?

After Fergie allowed us to partake in her Lovely Lady Lumps and informed us that every time you come around, her London Bridge was falling down (a thinly veiled reference that I am still not 100% clear on), Emma Bunton, a.k.a. Baby Spice, has come roaring back in a quest for 15 more minutes of fame with a beyond bland cover of Petula Clark's 'Downtown'



It's as if she decided that the song was boring, so she had to "spice it up" with a little coy gesturing. She might have well reworded the song and replaced all the "downtown" lyrics with "my crotch"