Ronald! (stop beating me)

I am so sick of the cast from Grey's Anatomy. First Ellen Pompeo gets tons of attention for her Twig-like physique, to which she replied, "I can't gain weight!" Yea, you and Nicole Richie have it tough, try keeping the food down. I saw you in Old School, you were a normal size! Find a new excuse!

Then Katherine Heigl's BF almost died in a tragic car accident, but we all know that she would have rebounded faster than Ryan Philippe is going to. (He's totally going to bang a string of hotties while frigid Reese just sits in the corner and drinks her pain away)

Then there was the McBrawl on the set which ended with Isaiah Washington grabbing McDreamy by the throat and calling T.R. Knight...well you know, don't you Access Hollywood!

NOW comes word that it might be Patrick who truly has the worst temper.

"Patrick Dempsey’s first wife, Rochelle Parker, is claiming in court papers that he used to rough her up during their marriage. In the documents she claims that “while we were on the set of his [1987] movie ‘Can’t Buy Me Love’ he beat me up because he wanted to see what it was like to beat a woman.”

I believe the feeling is vaguely like that of beating a dead horse--take the hint--you're show is preposterous now, Sandra Oh is the only one who is going to escape unscathed and sooner rather than later the team from CSI is going to take a trip to Seattle to figure out who killed ABC's cash cow--the answer? Overexposure