The perfect flava
OK, so last night was the reunion special of Flavor of Love, and when I say "special" I mean it! The show was mostly boring, with the girls trying to get Flava Flav to explain to them why he didn't pick them, Krazy singing (badly!) and Saaphyri talking about the Anger Management certificate she got last week and how she doesn't fight anymore.....well, that was before New York came out!
Once New York, a.k.a. Tiffany came out, all hoochie hell broke loose and it was the best 15 minutes of TV in the history of time! I shizz you not! To kick things off, when she walked out, BuckWild threw her shoe at her and it whizzed by her head, nearly missing LaLa, who hosted the ho-fest. Now, I never knew this, but i love LaLa, not only is her name an Ashlee Simpson song, but she fully regulated, telling the girls not to disrespect her, because she'll beat a bitch down!
Then it was Deelishis' (how do you pluralize THAT name?) turn to "talk" to New York, who had called D's mom "an alien" and made fun of Deslishis' birth mark, calling it a "shit stained eye" (which, lets face it, is sorta accurate). Deelishis starts off somewhat controlled, until the talk turns to her mother and then she loses it, in a big way. She tries to get up and approach New York to talk but the Springer-esque security guards hold her back, while she screams, "I just wanna talk to her". Now i do actually believe that she just wanted to talk to NY, but as she admits later, the emotions of the moment just took hold of her and that's why she is seen repeatedly trying to Tiki Barber her way past the 6'3'' security force and rip out NY's weave. But the best moment has to be when Bootz literally throws herself at the security force, to get a hold of NY. And she doesn't do this just once, but she then hurls her mini-body at her a second time and is caught in the air like a medicine ball in gym class. Check it out
Needless to say, the room had to be cleared over the break of Deelishis, Bootz, Buckeey and Saaphyri--now here's the weird thing, Saaphyri, the one who "got a certificate" from anger management wasn't even on the show with New York because she was kicked out in episode one for beating up some poor, unassuming white girl, who truly didn't see it coming. So what's her beef? Who cares, it's another reason to check out a reminder of that AWESOMENESS!
Well, at the end of the episode we're told that New York is getting her own Bachelorette-inspired show called, you guessed it, "I Love New York" which is a brilliant name and I can't wait to see that cuz you know, New York is always happy to open it's gates and allow the poor, huddled masses to congregate under it's giant canopy...or in her case, Va-Jay-Jay
FLAVA FLAV!!!!!!!
BTW--this story broke my computers Spellcheck
Once New York, a.k.a. Tiffany came out, all hoochie hell broke loose and it was the best 15 minutes of TV in the history of time! I shizz you not! To kick things off, when she walked out, BuckWild threw her shoe at her and it whizzed by her head, nearly missing LaLa, who hosted the ho-fest. Now, I never knew this, but i love LaLa, not only is her name an Ashlee Simpson song, but she fully regulated, telling the girls not to disrespect her, because she'll beat a bitch down!
Then it was Deelishis' (how do you pluralize THAT name?) turn to "talk" to New York, who had called D's mom "an alien" and made fun of Deslishis' birth mark, calling it a "shit stained eye" (which, lets face it, is sorta accurate). Deelishis starts off somewhat controlled, until the talk turns to her mother and then she loses it, in a big way. She tries to get up and approach New York to talk but the Springer-esque security guards hold her back, while she screams, "I just wanna talk to her". Now i do actually believe that she just wanted to talk to NY, but as she admits later, the emotions of the moment just took hold of her and that's why she is seen repeatedly trying to Tiki Barber her way past the 6'3'' security force and rip out NY's weave. But the best moment has to be when Bootz literally throws herself at the security force, to get a hold of NY. And she doesn't do this just once, but she then hurls her mini-body at her a second time and is caught in the air like a medicine ball in gym class. Check it out
Needless to say, the room had to be cleared over the break of Deelishis, Bootz, Buckeey and Saaphyri--now here's the weird thing, Saaphyri, the one who "got a certificate" from anger management wasn't even on the show with New York because she was kicked out in episode one for beating up some poor, unassuming white girl, who truly didn't see it coming. So what's her beef? Who cares, it's another reason to check out a reminder of that AWESOMENESS!
Well, at the end of the episode we're told that New York is getting her own Bachelorette-inspired show called, you guessed it, "I Love New York" which is a brilliant name and I can't wait to see that cuz you know, New York is always happy to open it's gates and allow the poor, huddled masses to congregate under it's giant canopy...or in her case, Va-Jay-Jay
FLAVA FLAV!!!!!!!
BTW--this story broke my computers Spellcheck
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