Tila Tequila's in his Top Friends

Mark the day, March 30th is officially the day that MySpace pulled back the curtain to reveal that the wizards running the show aren't people like you and me, but dudes with BA's in business and marketing. Seriously, there isn't a shot in hell that Martin Scorsese actually wants to be your friend. In fact, I will give you $100 if Marty actually knows what MySpace is.

As a rule old people don't really get the internet. That's why I always get emails from my grandfather that look like this:
jkrett! hoews wortk reating you?> comre to Flprida;' 'we miss youtr.