Puberty giveth, and puberty taketh away

Congratulations Skeet Ulrich, Captain Lou Albano and Spencer Pratt; you are no longer the worst things to have ever happened to facial hair. Sorry Shia, you have ruined any sexual fantasies I may have ever had about you by rocking the creepiest facial hair since every guy who has ever been on To Catch a Predator. Not only have you highlighted your oddly shaped head (who knew!) but you've reminded America that facial hair is a privilege, not a right.

*sorry HED