Things that stress me out: Baby Edition

That Sarah Jessica Parker has chosen to allow her son (and my baby doppelganger) James Wilke to wear clothes and colors that make him look like a little girl.


Nicole Richie's belly. I don't know why, but for some reason it reminds me of when the Alien bursts out of an astronauts chest


The fact that Kate Hudson refuses to cut her daughter, um, sons hair


The size and gargantuan shape of Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon's baby bump