Blind much?

Patricia Field made a name for herself styling Sex and the City and became one of the only women (next to Anna Wintour) who could "make" a designer simply by giving them her seal of approval. Well, it's been 3 years since HBO's orgy of women problems came to a conclusion and it seems that the final episode also signified the end of Patricia's "eye"

There were a few hints in season 6 that she was starting to lose it:


And these outfits from the set of the feature film show that not a whole lot has changed

SJP looks like she's ready for a 1920's garden party, and not in the good way. It looks like they're going to be feasting on her foliage friendly skirt. And Kristen, well, who wouldn't be crying in an oversized polka dot dress and pepto bismal coat! Making matters worse, Patricia is also working on (ruining) the costumes for ABC's new fall show Cashmere Mafia

Who doesn't want to look like an 80's hooker!

Saddle Up!

Alexis Carrington, eat your heart out!

Come on Patty! These women are supposed to be professional NYC business ladies, not blind ladies! Or mentally handicapped ladies! Or (shudder) discount shoppers! Get the needles out of your eyes!