Mother Nature is a cocktease

That frigid bitch is at it again! Mother Nature gave Americans an all-too brief encounter with warm weather this past weekend--I was actually hot on Sunday. But after a snowstorm on Tuesday, I awoke to a flurry of flurries this morning and that's when I realized that Mama Nature is just toying with us. She's dangling Spring in front of our faces the way you eat a pretzel in front of caged animals in the zoo. I know March is said to "come in like a lion and out like a lamb", but this is just ridiculous.

I haven't felt this misled by a lady since The Crying Game