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As a glorified caption writer I often find myself trying to boil a complicated concept down to it's simplest form. So I thought, is there anything that can't be compressed into a 7-word nugget a.k.a Fortune Cookie-isms?

Iraq--Fear based decisions ruin it for everyone

College--Best times come too early in life

Credit--These un-removable handcuffs make for daily strife

Ashlee Simpson--Jesus: "You can improve upon my work"

Murder--They didn't plan to do it there

Britney Spears--Presence of one shaved region begets another

Television--Keeps you warm on cold winter nights

Career--The path you eventually regret walking down

....if you have any additions leave them in the comments :)