What do her arm and his heart have in common?

Sorry i couldn't help myself from that headline:

Sir Salman Rushdie has confirmed that his 3-year marriage to Padma Lakshmi is over and he's filing for divorce. His spokesperson, "Salman Rushdie has agreed to divorce his wife, Padma Lakshmi, because of her desire to end their marriage."

Ooooh, she wanted to end the marriage! Apparently things are really cookin' for Padma! ugh, I'm so punchy today!