Dirty star

Halle Berry received the 2,333rd Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday. Well received is a misnomer, since anyone can get a star, they just have to pay for it. Bet ya didn't know that, did ja? Just one of the perks of my job. Anyway, her star is located right in front of the Kodak Theatre, which is about 2 blocks from a really shady part of Hollywood. Why is this important, you ask. Well, I would bet a bottle of Purell that some homeless man has slept, urinated or shit directly on the spot Halle is now applying her lips to!