They're currently burning in Hell

Thanks to HED for pointing out that I am now a wanted man in Colombia. In my defense, those two totally deserved it. They WERE clowns after all, and if you're a clown, you deserve to die! Plus, their deaths now ensure they won't be able to kill and eat any more children.

Colombia clowns killed on stage

Two circus clowns have been shot dead during a performance in the eastern Colombian city of Cucuta, police say. The attacker jumped into the arena and fired before fleeing, police chief Jose Humberto Henao told Efe news agency. Local reports say the audience of about 20 people, mostly children, thought the shooting was part of the show before realizing both men had been killed.


The motive for the latest killing remains unclear, police said. One clown was shot in the head as he performed on stage, about an hour into the Circo del Sol's evening show. The second was then shot as he stood by the ticket booth, according to the newspaper La Opinion.