Idol Deathmatch

If Ryan Seacrest, Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson were locked in a room, who would be the last one standing? I am leaning towards Ryan for the following reasons: While Paula and Simon were flirtatiously fighting with one another, Seacrest could easily take out Randy--it's not like Jackson could run away from him even if he had space to. Then Ryan could turn his attentions to Cowell & Abdul. He could keep Paula occupied by telling her there were Vicotin buried in the walls. While she searched, Simon could be taken out like a lame dog and then Paula would follow suit. And when Ryan emerged from the Deathcage, you know he'd shout, "Seacrest OUT!"

what do you think would happen?