REEF SANDALS 2002-2006

After a tough battle with an uneven sidewalk, Jarett Wieselman's Reef Sandals were laid to rest on Sunday April 16th. "This will forever be known as the day my favorite shoes were destroyed by poor sidewalk paving," Wieselman cried through the tears. He added, "Why do bad things happen to good shoes?" The incident was made all the more upsetting for Jarett when he was forced to walk home barefoot seeing as the shoes were left in an unusable state. Adding insult to serious injury, a bystander uttered upon seeing Wieselman sulking down 14th street barefoot, "EW! That dude is barefoot!" Mr. Wieselman would like to take this opportunity to apologize to the woman for responding to her statement with, "Yeah, gross, right! Well my sandal broke so unless you want to carry me back to my house keep your fucking opinions to yourself." He was speaking from a place of anger and frustration. In lieu of a memorial service Jarett spent Sunday mourning at the movies and is currently accepting contributions to his "Buy me new Reef's" fund--or if you're quite giving he is a size 12.