And learn how to smile with your eyes

The Glamor Women of the Year Awards were last night in NYC and they celebrated the triumphs of the human spirit and honored women who survived Ugandan genocide, supplying medicine to third world countries and sleeping with Ben Affleck.

Jennifer Garner was saved for last (as the best typically is) and as my friend astutely pointed out, she kinda missed the point of the evening. She may hem and haw about what a "real person" she is, but below is a recounting of the moment when Sydney Bristow let out her inner Hollywood Diva:

"oh, and Jen Garner also made this comment, that I'm sure she meant as a joke, but said to people who obviously dont give a shit. ' Always hold your award like so, it shows off your dress and makes your arms look better.' The african women forced into war as slaves and then raped and help hostage for years, who were then shunned by their families upon their return home, most likely did not care about showing off their dress, Jen"

But they were totally stoked when she taught them the Thriller dance from 13 Going on 30