All I want for Christmas is this song to be played on a 24-hour loop

In a recent scientific study performed by The Center for Awesomeness, it's been declared that All I Want For Christmas Is You, by Mariah Carey, is the best holiday song ever sung.

It’s the only song that everyone and their mother and grandmother knows and it brings a smile to the faces of impoverished orphans all over the world!

Feliz Navidad bitches!